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to My Blog

I don't have much to say here other than read it and weep! 

MY FAVORITE BEER  

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what can I say? I like em crisp and juicy 

People who I am constantly thinking are the same person (not really, but they just have similar names)
 

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John Cage 

Nicholas Cage 

Nick Drake

Nick Cave

The Movies I think everyone should watch 

(please note the use of the word "movie", not "film", in general I try and avoid "films" at all cost)

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MY FAVORITE SPORTS BALLS RANKED 

*please note, this is only a ranking of the balls themselves, it has NOTHING to do with my opinion on the sport. That is an ENTIRELY different can of worms. 

  1. Baseball

  2. Tennis ball

  3. Softball (the lovechild of a tennis ball and a baseball !!)

  4. Basketball

  5. Football

  6. Soccer ball

  7. Whiffle ball

  8. Golf ball

  9. Kickball

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Three Words Every Girl Wants to Hear

  • Celtic Grey Salt 

  • Tom and Jerry 

  • Blunt Force Trauma 

  • Free Drake Tickets 

  • ​I'm Courting You 

  • Big League Chew 

  • Soft Boiled Egg 

  • Under Water Welding 

  • Want a Snack?

  • Self Serve Carwash 

Things that are Real that I don't really believe are Real: 




 

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nuclear power plants (other than in the Simpsons)

bluetooth

Parrots who talk 

dry cleaning

the rings on saturn

tandem bikes 

Times When Innatimate Things Humbled Me

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